Some Ridiculous Things You Too Can Wear

Item 1: A spring anorak courtesy of Country Road the colour of a cadaver. Would look better on tall, willowy edgy types. See chictopia.com for several examples.



Item 2: A straw fedora. For those Buena Vista Social Club nights. Best suited for people with oval faces rather than my wee moon face. Would die to be able to look good in this.



Item 3: A large, very hard shoulder bag with tubular shapes sticking out. It's an odd little thing, don't you think?